Silliness and Levity Add Dwarven Enjoyment

Sure, deadly carp and +cat leather thongs+ are pretty silly, but are they silly enough?
Obviously our answer is no, because we bothered making this mod.
Contained inside, for your enjoyment, is a selection of entertaining, odd and down-right silly additions to vanilla. Have we tested most of it? Hell no. That's how we roll.

Creatures Added:
Puppy-sized elephant
Flying ashes that give birth to flying keys
Dodecapede
Cave spider man
Rodent of unusual size
Pathetic goblin
Loan shark
Ninja Bear
Yip dog (Vermin)

Toys Added:
Pinball machine
Bobblehead
Air-hockey machine
Moria Beach barbie doll
Lighter
Razer blades
Blow-up doll
'Adult toy'
Vibrating 'adult toy'
Bubble wrap
Mister Bloated-Tuber Head

Instruments Added:
Holophoner
Backpack Tubulum
Piano smasher
Airpole
Vuvuzela
Theremin
Triangle
Cow bell
Didgeridoo
Player piano
One-man band
Amp that goes up to eleven
Washboard
Accordion (Its misspelled in the raws as Accordian)
Bagpipes

Armour/Clothing Added:
Labcoat
Masscot costume
Footie pajamas
'We're number one' foam hand
Head pants
Head loincloth

Buildings Added:
Mad scientist's laboratory
Grand Cheeseworks
Cheese grinder
Sawmill (Stolen)
Mixery
Imaginarium

Plants Added:
Irony
Money tree
Hemp
Coca plant
Habifropzipulops
Root of all evil
Hell berry
Beeblebrox root

Weapons Added:
Pizza cutter
Sword Behind Inappropriate Prepositions
Plunger
Clawed gloves

Stones, Ores and Soil Added:
Stonex Brand Stone
Very gneiss
Mozzarellium ore
Mineral mozzarella
Meat ore
Dense meat ore
Santaclase
Amper sand
Ima firin mah vein
Dungite
Dung

Gems:
Fossil
Fossilized shell
Fossilized horn
Precambrian fossil
Unsettling fossil
Salade
Bacon
Dentures
Burnt toast
Toast
Ancient armor
Ancient Bones
Fossilized chicken fingers
Preserved marshmallow
Twinkie
Cashed UFO
Fish
Some things stolen from the wasteland mod

Metals Added:
Mozzarellium
Meat
Dense meat
Ima firin mah *insert item here*
Dungium

Other Stuff:
Ima firin mah cheese
Ima firin mah dye
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters
Imaginary Tea

Contributors, in order of whatever:
Jordrake
Bohandas
Untelligent
Grimlocke
Flaede
Fivex
TurkeyXIII
Ledgekindred
Uber pye
Lolghurt
TherosPherae
Zaerosz
Eldrick Tobin
And of course, Deon for letting us steal his stuff.

Mad props to everyone that's posted in the thread, because everything is a contribution to the project, no matter how insignificant.

Warning, may not be suitable for those not already familiar with the fact that sex and drugs exist. Should run fine alongside most mods. Remove wasteland and sawmill files if those mods are already installed.

If this works flawlessly on the latest version, not only will I be amazed but you are free to track me down and kick me in the balls.